The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

I don't see how an article of clothing can be indecent. A person, yes.

Then I glanced at the ring on my finger. The Snake That Eats Its Own Tail, Forever and Ever. I know where I came from—but where did all you zombies come from? I felt a headache coming on, but a headache powder is one thing I do not take. I did once—and you all went away. So I crawled into bed and whistled out the light. You aren’t really there at all. There isn’t anybody but me—Jane—here alone in the dark. I miss you dreadfully!

Working because you want to is the best sort of play.

Butterflies are self propelled flowers.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.