Another ingredient in a happy marriage: Budget the luxuries first!
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin.
The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not.
Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.
Gratitude is a euphemism for resentment.
The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.