A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

You can sway a thousand men by appealing to their prejudices quicker than you can convince one man by logic.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

But if you didn't have more urgent things to do after supper [in boot camp], you could write a letter, loaf, gossip, discuss the myriad mental shortcomings of sergeants and, dearest of all, talk about the female of the species (we became convinced that there was no such creatures, just mythology created by inflamed imaginations - one boy in our company claimed to have seen a girl, over at regimental headquarters; he was unanimously judged a liar and a braggart).

If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.