Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.
Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.
The trouble with conspiracies is that they rot internally.
Specialisation is for insects!