It’s not enough to be able to lie with a straight face; anybody with enough gall to raise on a busted flush can do that. The first way to lie artistically is to tell the truth — but not all of it. The second way involves telling the truth, too, but is harder: Tell the exact truth and maybe all of it…but tell it so unconvincingly that your listener is sure you are lying.

Whenever women have insisted on absolute equality with men, they have invariably wound up with the dirty end of the stick. What they are and what they can do makes them superior to men, and their proper tactic is to demand special privileges, all the traffic will bear. They should never settle merely for equality. For women, "equality" is a disaster.

Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!

Most people who sneer at technology would starve to death if the engineering infrastructure were removed.

It is better to copulate than never.

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.

The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger.