Butterflies are self propelled flowers.

From the strictest humanitarian viewpoint, any attempt to stop the processes by which over crowded cities purge themselves is not a kindness.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

It's better to copulate than not.

Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.

Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.

Never appeal to a man's 'better nature.' He may not have one. Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.