It's up to the artist to use language that can be understood, not hide it in some private code... obscurity is usually the refuge of incompetence.

Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.

Many short-sighted fools think that going to the Moon was just a stunt. But the astronauts knew the meaning of what they were doing, as is shown by Neil Armstrong's first words in stepping down onto the soil of Luna: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."