Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

All men are created unequal.

A boy who gets a C- in 'Appreciation of Television' can't be all bad.

I have spent too much of my life opening doors for cats—I once calculated that, since the dawn of civilization, nine hundred and seventy-eight man-centuries have been used up that way. I could show you figures.

There are hidden contradictions in the minds of people who "love Nature" while deploring the "artificialities" with which "Man has spoiled Nature.'" The obvious contradiction lies in their choice of words, which imply that Man and his artifacts are not part of "Nature" : but beavers and their dams are.

'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.