How anybody expects a man to stay in business with every two-bit wowser in the country claiming a veto over what we can say and can't say and what we can show and what we can't show - it's enough to make you throw up. The whole principle is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.

Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Never try to have the last word. You might get it.

"Peace" is a condition in which no civilian pays any attention to military casualties which do not achieve page-one, lead-story prominence-unless that civilian is a close relative of one of the casualties. But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

Money is a powerful aphrodisiac but flowers work almost as well.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.