Thinking doesn't pay. Just makes you discontented with what you see around you.
Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.
Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.
Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.
...a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man.
Always store beer in a dark place.