I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been garbled.

A community where everyone is a ruthless murderer, with handy access to death-dealing devices, is a very polite community.

Does history record any case in which the majority was right?

The most expensive thing in the world is a second-best military establishment, good but not good enough to win.

Of all the strange 'crimes' that human beings have legislated out of nothing, 'blasphemy' is the most amazing -- with 'obscenity' and 'indecent exposure' fighting it out for second and third place.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

The greatest fallacy of democracy is that everyone's opinion is worth the same.