God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

You don’t pay back, you pay forward.

A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology.

There comes a time in the life of every human when he or she must decide to risk ‘his life, his fortune and his sacred honor’ on an outcome dubious. Those who fail the challenge are merely overgrown children, can never be anything else.