Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.
I have never been impressed by the formal schools of ethics.
A society that gets rid of all its troublemakers goes downhill.
Every law that was ever written opened up a new way to graft.
One of the sanest, surest, and most generous joys of life comes from being happy over the good fortune of others.
It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.