You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run

There is no such thing as luck; there is only adequate or inadequate preparation to cope with a statistical universe.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

Never try to outstubborn a cat.

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

I believe in my neighbors. I know their faults and I know that their virtues far outweigh their faults.