Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?
Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.
Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.
Always cut the cards...and smile when you lose.
The capacity of the human mind for swallowing nonsense and spewing it forth in violent and repressive action has never yet been plumbed.
Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.