There is no conclusive evidence of life after death, but there is no evidence of any sort against it. Soon enough you will know, so why fret about it?

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not

Always store beer in a dark place.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

You do not truly own anything that you can't carry in both arms at a dead run

Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio?

I'll give you an exact definition. When the happiness of another person becomes as essential to yourself as your own, then the state of love exists.