Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

No storyteller has been able to dream up anything as fantastically unlikely as what really does happen in this mad Universe.

To be matter-of-fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy - and dull fantasy at that, as the real world is strange and wonderful.

Specialisation is for insects!

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.