Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.

Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.

The price of freedom is the willingness to do sudden battle anywhere, any time and with utter recklessness.

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

The two highest achievements of the human mind are the twin concepts of "loyalty" and "duty". Whenever these twin concepts fall into disrepute, get out of there fast! You may possibly save yourself, but it is too late to save that society. It is doomed.

Many short-sighted fools think that going to the Moon was just a stunt. But the astronauts knew the meaning of what they were doing, as is shown by Neil Armstrong's first words in stepping down onto the soil of Luna: "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.