Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more.

But I contend that the disgusting behavior of many of their alleged 'holy men' relieves us of any intellectual obligation to take the stuff seriously. No amount of sanctimonious rationalization can make such behavior anything but pathological.

The best things in history are accomplished by people who get tired of being shoved around.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Man is not a rational animal, he is a rationalizing animal.