Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.

The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

Some people insist that "mediocre" is better than "best." They delight in clipping wings because they themselves can't fly. They despise brains because they have none.