Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.

In a society in which it is a moral offense to be different from your neighbor your only escape is to never let them find out.

Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.

Why don't they make more science fiction movies? The answer to any question starting, Why don't they- is almost always, Money.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

History does not record anywhere or at any time a religion that has any rational basis.

If Satan should ever replace God he would find it necessary to assume the attributes of Divinity.