I don't trust a man who talks about ethics when he is picking my pocket. But if he is acting in his own self-interest and says so, I have usually been able to work out some way to do business with him.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.

I believe in the honest craft of workmen.

Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it's loaded.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.