Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.
I believe in the honest craft of workmen.
Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.
You can't conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him.
Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.
Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.