Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind; it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate — and quickly.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?

Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, and the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well.

Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.