Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.

One should not attend even the end of the world without a good breakfast.

It is possible that the percentage of honest and competent whores is higher than that of plumbers and much higher than that of lawyers. And enormously higher than that of professors.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.

when faced with a problem you do not understand, do any part of it you do understand, then look at it again.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.