Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.

Violence never settles anything should be debated by the ghosts of Hitler and Stalin, with the city fathers of Carthage as referees.

Talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.

Citizenship is an attitude, a state of mind, an emotional conviction that the whole is greater than the part...and that the part should be humbly proud to sacrifice itself that the whole may live.

ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.

Learning isn't a means to an end; it is an end in itself.