Do this. Don't do that. Stay back in line. Where's tax receipt? Fill out form. Let's see license. Submit six copies. Exit only. No left turn. No right turn. Queue up and pay fine. Take back and get stamped. Drop dead— but first get permit.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

Pain is the basic mechanism built into us by millions of years of evolution which safeguards us by warning when something threatens our survival.

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up.

Patriotism is not 'my country right or wrong'; patriotism means loving the ideals for which America stands and having the courage to speak up when these ideals are distorted for personal or political gain. The American government was instituted to be the servant of the people, not our master.

The intelligent fights only when he must and never for sport.

The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger.