Avoid making irrevocable decisions while tired or hungry.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

If you are part of a society that votes, then do so. There may be no candidates and no measures you want to vote for ... but there are certain to be ones you want to vote against. In case of doubt, vote against. By this rule you will rarely go wrong.

Talking with a Martian is like talking with an echo. You don't get argument but you don't get results.

Goodness without wisdom always accomplishes evil.

Some logics get nervous breakdowns. Overloaded phone system behaves like frightened child. Mike did not have upsets, acquired sense of humor instead. Low one. If he were a man, you wouldn't dare stoop over. His idea of thigh-slapper would be to dump you out of bed — or put itch powder in pressure suit.

It may be better to be a live jackal than a dead lion, but it is better still to be a live lion. And usually easier.