If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.

But when they began handing out doctorates for comparative folk dancing and advanced fly-fishing, I became too stink in’ proud to use the title. I won’t touch watered whiskey and I take no pride in watered-down degrees.

It seems to me that any law that is not enforced and can't be enforced weakens all other laws.

The difference between science and the fuzzy subjects is that science requires reasoning while those other subjects merely require scholarship.

Don't tell me violence doesn't solve anything. Look at Carthage.

Stupidity is the only natural capital offense.