If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

The worst that can possibly have happened to him is death and that we are all in for---if not this morning, then in days, or weeks, or years at most.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Hit it! You have to hit it harder than that. Electrons are timid little things but notional; you have to let them know who’s boss.

- I'm so busy doing what I must do that I don't have time for what I ought to do... and I never get a chance to do what I want to do! - Son, that's universal. The way to keep that recipe from killing you is occasionally to do what you want to do anyhow.

My old man taught me two things: 'Mind own business' and 'Always cut cards.'

Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily.