The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.

Anything free costs twice as much in the long run or turns out worthless.

I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'funny' thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't... The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery- and a sharing- against pain and sorrow and defeat.

If you wanted to teach a baby a lesson, would you cut its head off?

Hit it! You have to hit it harder than that. Electrons are timid little things but notional; you have to let them know who’s boss.