The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you.

Yield to temptation. It may not pass your way again.

There is an old song which asserts 'the best things in life are free.' Not true! Utterly false! This was the tragic fallacy which brought on the decadence and collapse of the democracies of the twentieth century; those noble experiments failed because the people had been led to believe that they could simply vote for whatever they wanted...and get it without toil, without sweat, without tears. Nothing of value is free. Even the breath of life is purchased at birth only through gasping effort and pain.

It is better to copulate than never.

Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.