If you happen to be one of the fretful minority who can do creative work, never force an idea; you'll abort it if you do. Be patient and you'll give birth to it when the time is ripe. Learn to wait.

You were probably educated in the conventional economic theories of your period which were magnificent and most ingenious, but--if you will pardon my saying so--all wrong.

It is better to copulate than never.

Limiting the freedom of news 'just a little bit' is in the same category with the classic example 'a little bit pregnant.

No statement should be believed because it is made by an authority.

Humoring them costs nothing and adds to happiness in a world in which happiness is always in short supply.

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig.