Damnit! Nationalism should stop at the stratosphere!

The less respect an older person deserves the more certain he is to demand it from anyone younger.

But, do you know, once you get used to it's rather cute. I mean, if a girl looks alright to start with, she still looks alright with her head smooth.

On two subjects the overwhelming majority of people regarded their own opinions as Absolute Truth, and sincerely believed that anyone who disagreed with them was immoral, outrageous, sinful, sacrilegious, offensive, intolerable, stupid, illogical, treasonable, actionable, against the public interest, ridiculous, and obscene. The two subjects were (of course) sex and religion.

You don’t pay back, you pay forward.

It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.

Most 'scientists' are bottle washers and button sorters.