It is impossible for a man to love his wife whole heartedly without loving all women somewhat. I suppose that the converse must be true of women.

I have never been able to see how a thirty-year old moron can vote more wisely than a fifteen-year old genius.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

'Savage' describes a cultural condition, not a degree of intelligence.

If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.

No woman ever ages beyond eighteen in her heart.

It seems to me that the secret of true happiness in life is to know what you are and then be content to be that, in style, head up and proud, and not yearn to be something else.