If tempted by something that feels 'altruistic,' examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

You don’t pay back, you pay forward.

The United States has become a place where entertainers and professional athletes are mistaken for people of importance.

Spacemen die if they stay in one place.

I'll give you an exact definition. When the happiness of another person becomes as essential to yourself as your own, then the state of love exists.

The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman.

My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.