Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

"Peace" is a condition in which no civilian pays any attention to military casualties which do not achieve page-one, lead-story prominence-unless that civilian is a close relative of one of the casualties. But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

Selfishness is the bedrock on which all moral behavior starts and it can be immoral only when it conflicts with a higher moral imperative.