At least once every human should have to run for his life, to teach him that milk does not come from supermarkets, that safety does not come from policemen, that 'news' is not something that happens to other people. He might learn how his ancestors lived and that he himself is no different--in the crunch his life depends on his agility, alertness, and personal resourcefulness.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Once you get to earth orbit, you're halfway to anywhere in the solar system.

Most people can't think, most of the remainder won't think, and the small fraction who do think mostly can't do it very well.

A monarch's neck should always have a noose around it. It keeps him upright.

Daughters can spend ten percent more than a man can make in any usual occupation. That’s a law of nature, to be known henceforth as ‘Harshaw’s Law.

Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.