Never try to outstubborn a cat.

Men are expendable; women and children are not. A tribe or a nation can lose a high percentage of its men and still pick up the pieces and go on ... as long as the women and children are saved.

Was there ever a time when the majority was right?

Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.

If tempted by something that feels 'altruistic,' examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.

I woke up in bed with a man and a cat. The man was a stranger; the cat was not