Please don't invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude - and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degradation.

There are perhaps 5% of the population that simply can't think. There are another 5% who can, and do. The remaining 90% can think, but don't

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

When you're rich, you don't have friends; you just have endless acquaintances.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop.

ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.