What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human. At best, he is a tolerable subhuman who has learned to wear his shoes, bathe, and not make messes in the house.

The average bloke . . . hates and fears all freedom, not only for others but for himself, and stamps it out wherever possible.

Must be a yearning deep in human heart to stop other people from doing as they please. Rules, laws - always for other fellow. A murky part of us, something we had before we came down out of trees, and failed to shuck when we stood up.

The first principle of freedom is the right to go to hell in your own handbasket.

Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.