What a wonderful world it is that has girls in it!

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

It is a bad sign when the people of a country stop identifying themselves with the country and start identifying with a group. A racial group. Or a religion. Or a language. Anything, as long as it isn't the whole population.

Men rarely if ever dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.

Its very variety, subtlety, and utterly irrational, idiomatic complexity makes it possible to say things in English which simply cannot be said in any other language.

I never do anything I don't want to do. Nor does anyone, but in my case I am always aware of it.

Have you ever known me to be rude to a lady?" "I have seen you be intentionally rude to a woman. I have never seen you be rude to a lady.