Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.

We came here for a small, informal meeting. We find you've turned it into a circus. Well, if you're going to have a circus, you've got to have elephants.

The most important lesson in the writing trade is that any manuscript is improved if you cut away the fat.

I am free, no matter what rules surround me. If I find them tolerable, I tolerate them; if I find them too obnoxious, I break them.

Ignorance is curable, stupid is forever.

Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily.

Ninety percent of all human wisdom is the ability to mind your own business.