Thou art god, I am god. All that groks is god.

Anything which is physically possible can always be made financially possible; money is a bugaboo of small minds.

Always store beer in a dark place.

High Frontier places a bullet-proof vest on our bare chest. High Frontier is as non-aggressive as a bullet-proof vest. There is no way to kill anyone with High Frontier - all that High Frontier can do is to keep others from killing us.

The moral difference between a soldier and a civilian is that the soldier accepts personal responsibility for the safety of the body politic of which he is a member. The civilian does not.

How can you argue with a woman who won't?

The nice thing about citing god as an authority is that you can prove anything you set out to prove.