To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

Hate always sells well, but for repeat trade and the long pull happiness is sounder merchandise.

I never learned from a man who agreed with me.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it -- or you're a sucker. If you don't like this choice -- don't gamble.

Women talk when they want to. Or don't.