Once a man gets a reputation as a liar, he might as well be struck dumb, for people do not listen to the wind.

Obscurity is the refuge of incompetence.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

The 3-legged stool of understanding is held up by history, languages, and mathematics. Equipped with those three you can learn anything you want to learn. But if you lack any one of them you are just another ignorant peasant with dung on your boots.

People usually believe anything that they are told early and often.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.