There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.

It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.

Who has not wished that his host would come out frankly at the beginning of the visit and state, in no uncertain terms, the rulesand preferences of the household in such matters as the breakfast hour? And who has not sounded out his guest to find out what he likes in the regulation of his diet and modus vivendi (mode of living)?