There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

All laughter is a muscular rigidity spasmodically relieved by involuntary twitching.

Charlemagne either died or was born or did something with the Holy Roman Empire in 800.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

If only those old walls could talk...how boring they would be.

The art of cursing people seems to have lost its tang since the old days when a good malediction took four deep breaths to deliverand sent the outfielders scurrying toward the fence to field.

There is probably no moment more appalling than that in which the tongue comes suddenly upon the ragged edge of a space from which the old familiar filling has disappeared.