It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.

Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street and not to have the impulse to rush downstairs and out on to the sidewalk.

She sleeps alone at last.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.