It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

I am pretty sure that, if you will be quite honest, you will admit that a good rousing sneeze, one that tears open your collar and throws your hair into your eyes, is really one of life's sensational pleasures.

I never knew anyone yet who got up at six who did anything more useful between that time and breakfast than banging a tennis ballup against the side of the house, waiting for the more civilized members of the party to get up.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.