It is one of the most discouraging experiences I have ever had, not forgetting the time when I winked at the Queen Mother in London once.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn't.

It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.

A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated.

There may be said to be two classes of people in the world; those who constantly divide the people of the world into two classes and those who do not.

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.