The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.