The only cure for a real hangover is death.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.