The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.

Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.

You won't find one fish in a million that has enough sense to come in when it rains.

Work is a form of nervousness.