Who has not wished that his host would come out frankly at the beginning of the visit and state, in no uncertain terms, the rulesand preferences of the household in such matters as the breakfast hour? And who has not sounded out his guest to find out what he likes in the regulation of his diet and modus vivendi (mode of living)?

Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.

Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with that it's compounding a felony.

There is no doubt that every healthy, normal boy...should own a dog at some time in his life, preferably between the ages of forty-five and fifty.

There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.

Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry.