I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

A freelance is one who gets paid by the word -- per piece or perhaps.

She sleeps alone at last.

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one

Consider the number of young people all over the world who are getting married, day in and day out, for no other reason than thatsomeone of the opposite sex looks well in a green jersey or sings baritone, and then tell me that divorce has reached menacing proportions. The surface of divorce has not even been scratched yet.

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?