There is probably not more than one hundred dollars in cash in circulation today. That is, if you were to call in all the bills and silver and gold in the country at noon tomorrow and pile them on the table, you would find that you had just about one hundred dollars, with perhaps several Canadian pennies and a few peppermint Life Savers.

There seems to be a common strain of miserliness in the American people when it comes to throwing away toothpaste tubes which havea little left in the bottom.

There is probably not more than one hundred dollars in cash in circulation today. That is, if you were to call in all the bills and silver and gold in the country at noon tomorrow and pile them on the table, you would find that you had just about one hundred dollars, with perhaps several Canadian pennies and a few peppermint Life Savers.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

England and America should scrap cricket and baseball and come up with a new game that they both can play. Like baseball, for example.