Birds which are the same color as the foliage in which they nest are less likely to be disturbed by other birds who want to drop in and chat, and therefore last longer.

All laughter is a muscular rigidity spasmodically relieved by involuntary twitching.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.

Streets flooded. Please advise.

There is probably no moment more appalling than that in which the tongue comes suddenly upon the ragged edge of a space from which the old familiar filling has disappeared.

New York - The city where the people from Oshkosh look at the people from Dubuque in the next theater seats and say "These New Yorkers don't dress any better than we do.

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.