Birds which are the same color as the foliage in which they nest are less likely to be disturbed by other birds who want to drop in and chat, and therefore last longer.

If you look at eggs, you will see that each one is almost round but not quite ... Nature's way of distinguishing eggs from large golf balls.

One of the easiest forms of pretense to break down is the pretense of enthusiasm for exotic foods. Just bring on the exotic foods.

The Ultimate Day really begins the night before, when you sit up until one o'clock trying to get things into trunk and bags. This is when you discover the well-known fact that summer air swells articles to twice or three times their original size.

You want to go easy on the suicide stuff - first thing you know, you'll ruin your health.

A man may take care of a furnace for twenty-five years and still forget to duck his head when he starts going down the cellar stairs.

If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.