Infants need the most sleep, and, what is more, get it. Stunning them with a soft, padded hammer is the best way to insure their getting it at the right times.
Robert BenchleyIt has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.
Robert BenchleyI have often wondered how they manage to get return envelopes which miss, by one-quarter of an inch, fitting the blank you are supposed to return. They say, "Please fill out and return the enclosed envelope," and the enclosed envelope is always one-quarter of an inch too small.
Robert BenchleyIt is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation.
Robert Benchley