My only solution for the problem of habitual accidents is to stay in bed all day. Even then, there is always the chance that you will fall out.
In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
There are several ways to apportion the family income, all of them unsatisfactory.
There is probably no more obnoxious class of citizen, taken end for end, than the returning vacationist.
I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.
The knocking out of a pipe can be made almost as important as the smoking of it, especially if there are nervous people in the room. A good, smart knock of a pipe against a tin wastebasket and you will have a neurasthenic out of his chair and into the window sash in no time.