It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.

After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his publishers to get out a new book by him each year.

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk.

I have often wondered how they manage to get return envelopes which miss, by one-quarter of an inch, fitting the blank you are supposed to return. They say, "Please fill out and return the enclosed envelope," and the enclosed envelope is always one-quarter of an inch too small.

Streets full of water. Please Advise.

The discovery of phobias by psychiatrists has done much to clear the atmosphere. Whereas in the old days a person would say: 'Let's get the heck out of here!' today she says: 'Let's get the heck out of here! I've got claustrophobia.