Funny how we take it for granted that we know all there is to know about another person, just because we see them frequently or because of some strong emotional tie.
That's the way girls were--they always laughed. Because they were bitches.
So I had this problem -- work or starve. So I thought I'd combine the two and decided to become a writer.
I haven't had this much fun since the rats ate my baby sister
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar on my shelf.
People hear that I am a horror writer and they think that I must be a monster, but actually I have the heart of a small child - I keep it in a jar on my desk.