We're all not quite as sane as we pretend to be.
Horror is the removal of masks.
Despite my ghoulish reputation, I really have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
Sure God created man before woman, but then again you always make a rough draft before creating the final masterpiece.
That's the way girls were--they always laughed. Because they were bitches.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.